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There are so many things to discuss about this image, please choose from any number of them: 

• so many shampoo options
• why the tarp?
• are those cookies in the pudding
• are they vanilla wafer cookies?
• what does his tiny below-the-n*pple tattoo say?
• why is there a window on the shower's back wall?
• was the photo album title really neccessary?
• where do they even sell pert plus anymore?!

And she liked my new profile picture. I SHOULD START PLANNING THE WEDDING.

At least he can always regrow his hair to cover up the tattoo if things don't work out.

The only way this oversharing would be acceptable would be if he had four different girlfriends on four consecutive days.

If this relationship is ever going to work, Zach will need to completely deny the existence of females outside of his girlfriend. And totally surrender control of his privacy to said girlfriend. Is that so much to ask?

She couldn't help but say yes.

I love you as deeply as you fry your quesadillas...

Uhhhhh oh...