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27 Poorly-Received Texts From Exes

Most people these days have that person in their phone saved as 'Satan,' or a similar person who you really, really don't want to hear from. Maybe they cheated or maybe they ghosted you. But chances are when you hear from these exes, you're probably not very happy about it. That's how these former lovers felt when their old flame's came back a-knockin', but they handled the solicitations with sass, spite, and a whole lot of confidence. 

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10 Awkward Texts From Exes That Should've Stayed In The Drafts Folder

Some people just seem hellbent on haunting others with their past lives that they're proactively trying to leave in the past. 

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OK fine we'll sleep together once but that's it.

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If you were as annoyed as most people were by Google's commercial about a man attempting to win back his ex-girlfriend through the power of the internet, you weren't alone. UCB Comedy provides us with the response to the unwanted advances of the ex-boyfriend.

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Ex Sets Ridiculous Ultimatum, Ends Up With Empty Apartment

If this guy hadn't tried to soft-rob his ex, he might just have some dish soap left, but nah, he got big about it and ended up with a totally empty apartment. It's gotta feel good to take literally everything that belongs to you, kind of like a Pharaoh. For some lighter relationship struggles, here are the many frustrating habits of people's spouses. Ultimatums are often a bad idea, like this jerkbag who gave a server an ultimatum and ended up having to pay for 25 beers.

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