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OK fine we'll sleep together once but that's it.

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If you were as annoyed as most people were by Google's commercial about a man attempting to win back his ex-girlfriend through the power of the internet, you weren't alone. UCB Comedy provides us with the response to the unwanted advances of the ex-boyfriend.

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27 Poorly-Received Texts From Exes

Most people these days have that person in their phone saved as 'Satan,' or a similar person who you really, really don't want to hear from. Maybe they cheated or maybe they ghosted you. But chances are when you hear from these exes, you're probably not very happy about it. That's how these former lovers felt when their old flame's came back a-knockin', but they handled the solicitations with sass, spite, and a whole lot of confidence. 

Funny fails, texts from exes, dating, relationships, texting | Hey stranger Are up Texts Sending Chicks Instantly Show Texts Sending Chicks Instantly Show Fkboy up Hey Stranger These texts are usually sent during dry spell guy is hoping against hope this old flame can be rekindled get him out his drought | want turkey breast sandwich with following add ons Lettuce Tomato Black olives Tomato Salt and pepper Oil and vinegar Hot sauce White bread sub Salt and vinegar chips Pop tarts coke Thanks
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Via HammyTV
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If they talk about a crazy ex this early in the date, it's enough of a red flag to bail ASAP. Save yourself and live to swipe for another date later.

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