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It says "crush," but this works equally well with recent exes.

Basically, it's guaranteed.

At a certain age, forever lasts for about nine hours.

Fact: This happens several million times a day.

When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.

They should change its name from "Facebook" to "An Archived History of All the Stupid Crap You've Done"-Book

Cars driven by jealous lovers: the leading cause of Florida property damage (hurricanes are a close second). When Schyvonne Whitaker saw her boyfriend talking to another woman sitting in her Pontiac G6, she immediately gave chase in her Suzuki XL7 SUV. Both cars ended up running off the road, and smashing side-by-side through a house.

Bonus: Whitaker's license had 24 active suspensions on it, and her rap sheet included aggravated motor vehicle battery, aggravated motor vehicle assault, three years in jail, and providing false identification when she tried to conceal her record by misspelling her name (is there a correct way to spell that name?).

See more auto carnage at That Will Buff Out!