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Basically, it's guaranteed.

If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

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Tracking the movements of your x is so derivative.

Remember the guy who made a It looks like he's finally over her, but he's still very, very available, ladies! Who wants to date this romantic and not-at-all insane dreamboat?

It looks like there are several ways to fix an indelibly marked ex's name on your skin.