ex

When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.

It says "crush," but this works equally well with recent exes.

If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

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Tracking the movements of your x is so derivative.

It looks like there are several ways to fix an indelibly marked ex's name on your skin.