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Remember the guy who made a It looks like he's finally over her, but he's still very, very available, ladies! Who wants to date this romantic and not-at-all insane dreamboat?

At a certain age, forever lasts for about nine hours.

Fact: This happens several million times a day.

It says "crush," but this works equally well with recent exes.

Ever wondered what happens when someone gets a tattoo of their significant other's name, then breaks up a week later? Now you know.

Basically, it's guaranteed.

Tracking the movements of your x is so derivative.

They should change its name from "Facebook" to "An Archived History of All the Stupid Crap You've Done"-Book