ex

When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.

They should change its name from "Facebook" to "An Archived History of All the Stupid Crap You've Done"-Book

If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

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