If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"
It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.
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Get gone like gonorrhea.
They should change its name from "Facebook" to "An Archived History of All the Stupid Crap You've Done"-Book
Basically, it's guaranteed.