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Bro Texts His Girlfriend He's Going to Bar For a Drink, Hops On A Plane With Friends to Ibiza to Get Lit

Suffice to say, this hedonistically-inclined, spontaneous degenerate clearly found the one. I mean shit, a 5-day bender within the white sandy beach meets piercing warm blue waters of a paradisal confines of Ibiza? Hell yes. Sign me up, but also can't help but wonder how you keep the job after that kind of stunt. Then again, his girlfriend was caught telling Lad Bible that "they were fine with it and he could get away with anything..." Lucky bastard. 

Guy texts girlfriend that he's going to a bar for a drink and ends up hopping a plane to Ibiza with buddies to party like crazy.
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It's hard to trust your drunk self to do anything right except made poor decisions and vomit at inopportune moments.

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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell. 

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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