By joe2020 (Via Every Day Blues)
drinking
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It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges.
Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.
Translation fails inspire all kinds of hilarious confusion between two perfectly rational human beings. In this case, we have a customer unknowingly repeatedly pleading for nothing at all. If you're the bartender on the other side of that mishap, do you let the oblivious stupidity persist, or do you correct the translation fail as soon as possible? Could be a tough call if you end up wanting to have some fun with it.
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By Unknown
It's hard to trust your drunk self to do anything right except made poor decisions and vomit at inopportune moments.
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One night stands are a little like Russian roulette. When they're good, you get all the benefits without any further obligation. But when they're bad...they're really, really bad. These horror stories are a reminder to be careful before flirting with that mysterious stranger. You might get more than you bargained for.
