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Suffice to say, this hedonistically-inclined, spontaneous degenerate clearly found the one. I mean shit, a 5-day bender within the white sandy beach meets piercing warm blue waters of a paradisal confines of Ibiza? Hell yes. Sign me up, but also can't help but wonder how you keep the job after that kind of stunt. Then again, his girlfriend was caught telling Lad Bible that "they were fine with it and he could get away with anything..." Lucky bastard. 

Want to feel like absolute shit about love in a digital world? Well, cartoonist Tommy Siegel has some cartoons for you! He's taken Necco's (RIP) classic conversation hearts and put a seriously dark spin on the Valentine's confection. Instead of cutesy messages, he uses the hearts as to convey some seriously depression truths about dating, relationships, and marriage. And somehow, we can't get enough of his dark work. If you like what you see here, give the dude a follow on Instagram. He deserves it. 

One night stands are a little like Russian roulette. When they're good, you get all the benefits without any further obligation. But when they're bad...they're really, really bad. These horror stories are a reminder to be careful before flirting with that mysterious stranger. You might get more than you bargained for.