divorce
Via The Guardian
A man posting on a Japanese marriage advice forum has said the reason for his wife divorcing him was that he didn't enjoy the Disney film Frozen.
He writes that his wife became obsessed with Frozen after a friend introduced her to it, prompting her to see it at the cinema numerous times. He was eventually cajoled into going along with her, but afterwards said that it was only "OK", and he "didn't really care for it personally".
Perhaps inspired by the self-empowerment message in the film's central anthem Let It Go, the woman then said: "If you can't understand what makes this movie great, there's something wrong with you as a human being!" before saying that she wanted a divorce. He says she now won't talk to him directly, but mediates through their parents.
By Unknown
To be fair, asking for a divorce "in the afterglow of intercourse" wouldn't make much sense.
By Not Sure (Via neworleans.craigslist.org)
When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.
