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Via Urpoxx
After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?
Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.
Do you often covet the shallow facsimile of your ideal figure
Via Craigslist
Please Note about this Craigslist Post
While this posting on Craigslist might not even be real, there is no reason you can't have anyone of your male friends do this for you if they are good enough at playing along.
