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You never know what you're going to find behind the next "right swipe" in the wild world of Tinder. Some people that use the app are actually able to strike up a reasonable conversation that gives way to a legitimate relationship on down the road. Other folks use the app to try out the best and worst of their pickup lines that they have on hand. The following collection of moments from Tinder have some wins, fails, and just generally shameless one-liners. 

These guys skipped the usual process of talking to a girl and developing interest before asking her out and blitzed straight on into creep mode. Don't try this at home.

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

Leave it to Tinder to always push the boundaries when it comes to what we thought possible in terms of semi-painful, always hilarious interactions. Only question here is if these are vaguely intelligible bots at work, or just dumbed down humans that altogether stopped giving flying f**ks. 

Really sucks to be Brad today. 

The asterisks/role-playing sh*t is not helping the cause here. AT ALL. 

The story starts when Arielle met a guy named Endri on Tinder. Things were going more normal than your typical Tinder text exchange, so the two decided to meet for a drink. After a few drinks Arielle began to feel a bit creeped out and announced she was going home. Endri, who has no idea how dating works, was sure he was going to score since he spent all that money on gas, tolls, and drinks.. you know, because of the implication. But once he realized that wasn't happening he transformed into this monster.

BULLET.DODGED.

Yikes. When it comes to the kinds of things that you should absolutely never say to your partner (or anyone, really) this dude just added a new one to the pool. If you have a partner who is rocking a badass salary, and then you proceed to try and knock them down by trashing them for not working hard enough, you are in dire need of a little life assessment time. Clearly, this dude's got a whole lot of toxic nonsense boiling underneath the surface. 

Pretty much the only benefit of online dating is that if you don't want to talk to someone, you don't even have to respond. Sometimes people don't do a great job of conversations, so we get moments like this. For some other dating mishaps, here are women who dated toxic "nice guys"  as well as a woman who bombarded a man's phone with a storm of texts.

Man oh man, nothing can bring the blood to a boil like having to deal with family members dishing out their toxic opinions on matters they were never asked to get involved with in the first place. This particular scenario involves a brother asking the morality defenders of Reddit's AITA community whether or not he was in the wrong for telling his sister to lower her dating standards based off the fact that she's a single mother. 

To say that this uncomfortable situation escalated quickly would be an understatement...

Sometimes it helps to know that other people aren't really having a great go of it either. Anyway, these funny profiles, bad puns and utter bizarreness are the byproduct of modern dating. Drink it in. Check these out for more funny and sad moments from the wild world of tinder. or these funny tinder screenshots.