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These homewreckers running their mouths about just how much they "DGAF" is enough to make anyone with an intact moral compass, shake their head in angered disapproval. But maybe we're just dealing with a bunch of people and cheaters too temporarily far gone down the dark rabbit's hole, of doing whatever the hell they want, at whatever cost necessary, to anyone outside themselves. 

This passive aggressive pansy is straight up heartless. Pro Tip: Don't pull this kind of move unless you want to be hated by the internet. 

Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in sync with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?

Being an old wrinkly bag of bones does NOT excuse unwanted advances, and blatant disregard for common social decency, fellas. 

Her profile comes across as nothing short of alarmingly specific. This is NOT the one you swipe right on...

There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...

Sometimes plans just fall apart and chaos crashes your meticulously planned wedding....

If there's one thing we've come to learn in our time exploring the vast reaches of the dark interwebs galaxy, it's that Tinder has an alarming tendency to veer for the ridiculous. 

The asterisks/role-playing sh*t is not helping the cause here. AT ALL. 

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

Talk about some wild and outlandish dating etiquette. Real or not, it's unfortunate to consider the realistic possibility that many human beings have encountered a scenario like this while out navigating the dating world. Some people are in fact out there just looking to get a free meal. 

Okay look, everyone and their grandmother is on Tinder for one thing and one thing only, and honestly many of us are willing to do and say some...rather unholy things to get what we want. Let these Tinder convos be your inspiration before you slide into those DMs with your own horny (and/or cringey) pick-up lines!

It's a big dating pool out out there, absolutely sopping with mistakes, misadventure, and terrible puns and catastrophic typos. Tindernightmares collects funny, cringeworthy, rude, and gross conversations people find themselves in on Tinder. So keep your nose clean, or you might wind up famous.