cringe

Ah the crazy and ill-conceived things we'll do in the name of love. These poor souls were blinded by lust. At least their stories are providing us an endless source of entertainment. 

These people shouldn't even be allowed to have a dial up connection. 

The awkwardness rampant in these dates is legit hard to digest. Thankful we're not any of these poor souls. 

Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in sync with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

It's a great measure of assurance to read through these botched attempts, full-fledged romantic fails, and know that there's gotta be someone out there having a worse time of that crazy little thing called love (on Valentine's Day, no less) than your sorry ass. If there's one Pro Tip that stuck out from the pack here, it's that you probably shouldn't opt for gifting the box of fire ants, bro. My best bet is that's the kind of gift that'll never fail to end up biting you in the ass. 

Think we'd take a rain check on this pricey outing...

The standard, "oops I didn't mean to" isn't going to begin to cover these anger-inspired moments of impulsiveness.