By Unknown
In a generation of text message relationships, it's important to understand one thing... NEVER DO THIS
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OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?
What I love most of all when it comes to this particular Tinderer sharing her conversations is the fact that she addressed herself on Imgur as, The Lady Tinderer, which implies some vague sort of posh nobility to an otherwise dirtied and depraved modern day dating process. So big ups. I think. Or maybe she's just pretentious. Anyways, let's enjoy some solid Tinder conversing as portrayed from the lady's perspective.
Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast.
Via Patrick Mims
I'm sure this is going to work out really well for you, dude.
Egg on my face if she goes because she feels bad that people are making fun of him.
We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy.
In some countries, PDAs (or "Public Displays of Affection") are quite normal. For example, in Argentina, it's quite acceptable for two people to practically suck each other's faces off in public places. This isn't the case in the United States, where PDAs are largely frowned upon as being awkward or unnecessary (this country was founded by Puritans after all). Drew Phillips and Scott Cleveland set out to find those who insist on making it weird for all of us... and make it a little weirder...
It's a great measure of assurance to read through these botched attempts, full-fledged romantic fails, and know that there's gotta be someone out there having a worse time of that crazy little thing called love (on Valentine's Day, no less) than your sorry ass. If there's one Pro Tip that stuck out from the pack here, it's that you probably shouldn't opt for gifting the box of fire ants, bro. My best bet is that's the kind of gift that'll never fail to end up biting you in the ass.
