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Taking it back to the oldies and goldies of text breakups with these. 

How desperate can a bro get?

Find some comfort in the most troubling first dates you've potentially ever lived down through reading about how much truly worse it can get out there. 

This was legit painful to work through. 

There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...

These are stomach-turning levels of cringe. 

Love drives people to do some 100% insane things...

To say that this uncomfortable situation escalated quickly would be an understatement...

In what weird convoluted version of their universe did these two newly heartbroken individuals anticipate such a prime and uncomfortable photoshoot not being met with open ridiculing? Suffice to say, people on Twitter couldn't pass up the chance to give 'em a proper mocking. 

If there's one thing we've come to learn in our time exploring the vast reaches of the dark interwebs galaxy, it's that Tinder has an alarming tendency to veer for the ridiculous. 

These guys weren't ready for the dating world. Life Hack: make sure you got more than five bucks in your bank account before trying to buy a girl dinner. 

He might want to consider a dating app next time.