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The awkwardness rampant in these dates is legit hard to digest. Thankful we're not any of these poor souls. 

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

Almeda Errell (71) and Gary Hardwick (now 18) were married just three weeks after meeting at Almeda's son's funeral.

Gary, who's previous girlfriend was 77, tied the not to his "dream woman" in a ceremony he arranged for just £137 in six days.

The romance was first really recognized when both sat next to each other at a Chuck E Cheese's for his aunt's daughter's birthday. From then on, they started seeing each other every night and got the blessing of most friends and family.

There's a time and place to discuss your relationship woes. Choosing an enclosed airplane at 30,000 feet in the air with no real escape plan is NEVER the way to go.

Because she was forced to sit in the same row, this brave woman did exactly what needed to be done and live-tweeted the entire stomach-churning events of an in-flight breakup.

It's a great measure of assurance to read through these botched attempts, full-fledged romantic fails, and know that there's gotta be someone out there having a worse time of that crazy little thing called love (on Valentine's Day, no less) than your sorry ass. If there's one Pro Tip that stuck out from the pack here, it's that you probably shouldn't opt for gifting the box of fire ants, bro. My best bet is that's the kind of gift that'll never fail to end up biting you in the ass.