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Oh hey there ladies.

I need to have a mirror in front of my face so that I can see what I look like at all times. It might make it harder for other people to see my face, but it's not like my face was ever an asset anyway.

When I was in middle school, everyone "joked" about making out with pillows for practice. I'm assuming that I was not the only one for whom the jokes had some truth. Let's just all admit that we all practice made-out with our pillows and we looked really silly doing it. Those poor pillows.

There seems to have been little innovation in the make-out practice pillow department despite the rise in popularity of decorative "Let's Make Out" pillows and cuddle pillows that are shaped like a human torso, so it is time that I step in and offer a new solution to the middle-schoolers or lonely hearts of the world: a pillow with a mouth. You are welcome. You are so welcome.

Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a "special" visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI.  You can probably guess what he's doing based on the blurred out segment of the image. 



This serial offender has been caught on security footage looking through the window of the home after a woman who lives there reported it to the police about a month before. He's been described as  a ninja because of the dark clothes and toe shoes he's wearing (the night vision camera makes his black clothing look white). One Reddit user commented on the situation to say what we were all thinking:


via Zorrino

Hopefully, he's caught soon because as funny as the situation seems, it is definitely not okay.