Too good of a match not to post.
There are rumors floating around that there are approximately 150,000 condoms available in the Olympic Village. Apparently no one told Nick Symmonds where they were, although I imagine it'd be hard to miss a giant bowl of contraceptives.
Then when someone asks you if you've been tested recently, you can then tell them "Why yes, I had sex recently."
Sometimes it's better not to know.