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condoms Nick Symmonds Olympic village Track and Field - 6478109696
By Unknown
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There are rumors floating around that there are approximately 150,000 condoms available in the Olympic Village. Apparently no one told Nick Symmonds where they were, although I imagine it'd be hard to miss a giant bowl of contraceptives.

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The Ed Hardy clothing company, popularized by jackasses everywhere, has announced a line of condoms. These jimmy-jackets come in 5 "passionate" flavors guaranteed to have your date feeling like they settled. 

And, rumor has it, that if you pop on that rocket-protector it while covered in Axe body spray, it opens up a magical portal to New Jersey. 

can't handle them condoms need a refund
Via Uproxx
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Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but no those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures. 
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 

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By Unknown
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WAS YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND A GIANT? He was a giant wasn't he. I KNEW IT.

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