condoms

Clever girl.

I'd prefer not to think of how Dad celebrates his holidays.

Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but no those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures. 
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 

I would do that every time if I were in a position to select and sell condoms to people. Especially to nervous-looking teenagers.

It's not sexy when you put it this way...

There are rumors floating around that there are approximately 150,000 condoms available in the Olympic Village. Apparently no one told Nick Symmonds where they were, although I imagine it'd be hard to miss a giant bowl of contraceptives.