Via Zaralarsson
condoms
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This may very well be my new favorite musical instrument (and incidentally a good durability test for contraceptives).
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Via Uproxx
Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but no those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures.
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 
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It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges.
Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.
