breaking up

Snow cones: a more apt metaphor for a certain type of relationship than most people realize.

"Is that our relationship?"

"Nope. It's Chuck Testa."

They should change its name from "Facebook" to "An Archived History of All the Stupid Crap You've Done"-Book

At a certain age, forever lasts for about nine hours.

Fact: This happens several million times a day.

Now I know how Woody and Buzz must have felt.

You may want to pay for some therapy when this is all said and done too.

Come on bro, that's totally insensitive. You don't wear aviators during a breakup. Really.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

"put so much of myself into someone..." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.