breaking up

The lagoon of HEARTBREAK.

You have to be cunning to execute the perfect break-up. If that means not being straightforward or honest at all so be it.

Now I know how Woody and Buzz must have felt.

Time to change his listing on my contacts list to "has a terrible taste in knock-knock jokes."

Now finish the compliment sandwich with something positive.

Now we're having pun.

Snow cones: a more apt metaphor for a certain type of relationship than most people realize.

You may want to pay for some therapy when this is all said and done too.