breaking up

You have to be cunning to execute the perfect break-up. If that means not being straightforward or honest at all so be it.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

Actually, that knock-knock joke made it 10x easier to get over your sorry ass.

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Ever wondered what happens when someone gets a tattoo of their significant other's name, then breaks up a week later? Now you know.

Time to change his listing on my contacts list to "has a terrible taste in knock-knock jokes."

Just don't fall and you're all good.

Come on bro, that's totally insensitive. You don't wear aviators during a breakup. Really.