breaking up

You may want to pay for some therapy when this is all said and done too.

Bears > Sharks.

Not trying to start anything, I'm just sayin'.

They should change its name from "Facebook" to "An Archived History of All the Stupid Crap You've Done"-Book

It was the "!!!1!one!1!" that turned her off. You're not playing fair.

The lesson here is to never go furniture shopping with your significant other in a giant, confusing Swedish warehouse, lest you want your relationship to end.

Get gone like gonorrhea.