STD

Roderick by day... Whoopi by night.

If you're reading this and you happen to hail from Alaska, then you've my sincerest condolences; cause bruh, you apparently live in an STD-ridden state populated by sexually active folk with a staggeringly underdeveloped ability to use protection. 

Posting a woman's personal information and picture on craigslist doesn't sound like "accepting it," sir. Admit it, you're still a little mad.

Get gone like gonorrhea.

What's this? HIVmon is evolving!