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The owner of this iPhone is too quick to say "lol." WAIT UNTIL WESTON TELLS THE JOKE.

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As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

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What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.

I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.

AutocoWrecks g rated Inception texting whale whale within a whale whaleception - 5701254656
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The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.

Ugh, worst pun ever.