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detective detective whale Hall of Fame iphone whale - 5390199552
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The owner of this iPhone is too quick to say "lol." WAIT UNTIL WESTON TELLS THE JOKE.

grammar grammar nazi hipster hitler whale whales - 5356349184
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As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

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ALRIGHT GUYS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS A THING

POST YOUR NYAN ALASKAN BULL WORMS YOUR GRAMMAR NAZI ALASKAN BULL WORMS YOUR ALASKAN BULL WORMS FROM "TREMORS" 1, 2, 3, AND 4 YOUR PROPOSITIONS OF LOVE IN THE STYLE OF ALASKAN BULL WORM PUNS

WE'RE GOING TO KEEP DOING IT UNTIL PEOPLE GET REALLY SICK OF IT AND THEN WE'LL DO IT SOME MORE

gifs iphone whale Nyan Cat whale - 5424710400
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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering nyan-whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

hawaiian iphone whale luau luau whale whale - 5599016704
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What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.

I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.

AutocoWrecks g rated Inception texting whale whale within a whale whaleception - 5701254656
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The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.

Ugh, worst pun ever.