technology

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

Am I hallucinating or did a phone company sponsor an infographic that would inevitably lead to people wanting to leave their smartphones at home to assuage their technology-related guilt complex?

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.