sexting

The most frustrating Valentine's Day ever.

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.