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Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.

And it STILL smells like tuna.