sexting

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

Surrrrre you meant hang.

Oh dear lord, geek sexting appears to be catching on. Now we just need a triple-hybrid word combo from "geek," "sex," and "texting" so that CNN can pick up a new buzzword and report it in their bi-hourly "What Teens Are Doing Today" segment. "Gexting" might work.

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.