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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

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Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

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Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

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"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"

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Oh dear lord, geek sexting appears to be catching on. Now we just need a triple-hybrid word combo from "geek," "sex," and "texting" so that CNN can pick up a new buzzword and report it in their bi-hourly "What Teens Are Doing Today" segment. "Gexting" might work.

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Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

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But I'm So Big and Awesome: A Cautionary Tale

Some guy decides to text a woman that he met through a dating app called Let's Date. (Let's Date is an app that only allows users who have legit Facebook profiles. Remember this.) So he begins with an innocuous greeting, gets no immediate answer, shrugs it off, and goes about his day.

Hahaha, just kidding! Eleven minutes after his perfectly normal question, he decides to take a full frontal nude shot and text to her.

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