sexting

"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"

Oh dear lord, geek sexting appears to be catching on. Now we just need a triple-hybrid word combo from "geek," "sex," and "texting" so that CNN can pick up a new buzzword and report it in their bi-hourly "What Teens Are Doing Today" segment. "Gexting" might work.

How high? Higher than Cloud City.

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.