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How high? Higher than Cloud City.

Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

From the submitter:

Creep messaging me on dailybooth might've gotten a little more literal than he wanted.

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.