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Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

The most frustrating Valentine's Day ever.

Surrrrre you meant hang.

"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

"I'll even get Siri to help me!"