sexting

I like how "sexting" is italicized, as if the designer couldn't believe it either.

"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

And it STILL smells like tuna.

"But sweetie, your dad's nose isn't that long."

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!