relationships

On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

At the very worst, they love each other equally. Unless s/he is talking about imaginary numbers. In which case their relationship brings a whole new meaning to the term "it's complicated."

Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

I even tattooed you to my back!