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Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

But baby I'll only transform for you.

People who text while driving: they're bad news.

Also, that's still the best commercial to come from that series of "tough guy in a suit represents an ultra-specific accident" ads.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

Well, the birds, at least.

Worst Valentine's Day ever.