relationships

And then they had cereal for breakfast at Tiffany's.

Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

Either she didn't show up, or the theatre is now on fire.

Not cool, dude. Not cool.