relationships

From the submitter:

I thought my sister-in-law was freaky, now I know it!

People who text while driving: they're bad news.

Also, that's still the best commercial to come from that series of "tough guy in a suit represents an ultra-specific accident" ads.

But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

From infuriated to peachy in .5 seconds.

Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

It's no fun dating a grammar nazi.

Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.