puns

Don't get your ovaries in a kno-- wait, that sounds lame.

Well that was pun.

Puns = funs! Unless your friends are lame. Then it's more one-sided.

"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

Most of them are derivative anyway.