puns

Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

Dear God

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

Most of them are derivative anyway.

Puns = funs! Unless your friends are lame. Then it's more one-sided.