puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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Keeping Ahead of the Pun Curve

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Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

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And Now for Another Joke About Redheads

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No, No They Are Not

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There's Not an App For That Yet?

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He Needs to Clam Up

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This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

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A Love as Vast as the Sea

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I Sea What You Did There

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He Really Knew His Way Up and Down the Scales Too

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Someone Needs to Shape Up

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Sometimes Puns Can Be a Chore

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You Beet Me To It

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Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

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FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU

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I've Seen Better Puns on Clooney Tunes

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If It Will Make You Stop

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Did You Say That On Porpoise?

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It's a Sine!

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The pun is strong with this one.

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We're Porpoisefully Reminding You About Valentine's Day

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I'm not sure whether I should squee or puke...

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