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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

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Well? How were they? Did you like them? autocowrecks - pun this shucks

FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU

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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable conversation takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed face-palm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

Are you French? because Eiffel for you. Oui love horrible pick up lines here, and one of the best places for social ineptitude is the rash of dating apps that have exploded into app stores. They cater to practically every group and quirk to make sure there is something for everyone. But Tinder pickup lines can sometimes just be absolutely horrendous. Cringe isn't a strong enough word. More like violently shudder and try to shake off what those phrases did to me. 

Funny screen grabs of facepalm pick-up lines, some of which actually worked - cover image of crass suggestion that the girl either things is entertaining, or knows the guy already.
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