pun

It kept falling into the earth's crust, sucking the lake along after it.

That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.

Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.

What makes this post especially creepy is that the fish on Snoop's head has the exact same color scheme as the emoji fish. IS SNOOP DOGGY DOGG A SORCERER?

STOP.

Dear God

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.