pun

Never try to tell a Jewish pun to an oversensitive atheist.

Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.

Dear God

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

Well? How were they? Did you like them?

FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU

Bad joke eel wasn't for-tuna-te enough to text somebody who appreciated his terrible sense of humor.

The great invention of our time: taping things together.

(R-r-r-repost!)

Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.