mobile phones

But bro! My mental handicap is why I'm so successful!

How high? Higher than Cloud City.

This gif was originally a video that mobile network operator Net10 made to convince its users that cell phones are evil. Considering the nightmares I will almost certainly be having tonight, I'd say they've made their point.

When the CMO of Angry Birds developer Rovio was invited to an event at the Finnish Presidential Palace (because when you've created the most popular mobile game in history, you get to roll with presidents), his wife repped the company by wearing an Angry Birds dress. No word on whether they have blue, black, white, or pig versions.

Sad moose.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

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It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.