mobile phones

Okay, who gave Cap a phone?

I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.

Sad moose.

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

This gif was originally a video that mobile network operator Net10 made to convince its users that cell phones are evil. Considering the nightmares I will almost certainly be having tonight, I'd say they've made their point.

The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.

Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.