mobile phones

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

That's right, you spoiled children of the world... Batman doesn't get to have fancy gadgets, so why should you?

Wait...

Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.

Okay, who gave Cap a phone?

Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

If this were real, the transcript would probably read something like this.

The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.