joke

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

Alright, so this is shopped. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S A FUNNY JOKE.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

For a second I thought that Siri was calling me.

This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

It looks like we finally heard the punchline to that knock-knock joke...