joke

I mean, it's pretty funny, but I don't think it has anything to do with all the p33n in your mouth.

For a second I thought that Siri was calling me.

Ha!

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

It looks like we finally heard the punchline to that knock-knock joke...

Should "have been" for Halloween? Sounds like something went horribly, horribly wrong with your decision to dress as an anatomically correct Nyan Cat.

This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.