By Bendyrulz
He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery
Okay now, jokes like that aren't appropriate and besides they're too potato.
Should "have been" for Halloween? Sounds like something went horribly, horribly wrong with your decision to dress as an anatomically correct Nyan Cat.
This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.
First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.