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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.

This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

It looks like we finally heard the punchline to that knock-knock joke...

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

For a second I thought that Siri was calling me.