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Okay now, jokes like that aren't appropriate and besides they're too potato.

This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?

For a second I thought that Siri was calling me.

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

I mean, it's pretty funny, but I don't think it has anything to do with all the p33n in your mouth.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.