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It looks like we finally heard the punchline to that knock-knock joke...

NEVER MIND, IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

For a second I thought that Siri was calling me.

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

Alright, so this is shopped. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S A FUNNY JOKE.

I mean, it's pretty funny, but I don't think it has anything to do with all the p33n in your mouth.