joke

I mean, it's pretty funny, but I don't think it has anything to do with all the p33n in your mouth.

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.