ipad

Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

You're forgetting iMac!

Ok seriously? The only difference is the background.

Apple unveiled the New iPad (that's its name. Not the iPad 3, not even the iPad 2S, but "the New iPad"), and many have been less than impressed. This video pretty much sums up the spectrum of people's reactions.

Because the market for screwing even a hollow digital representation of a thing with breasts is strong enough, a Fleshlight iPad case holder is in development and will hit the adult toy shelves soon.

The above picture is only a concept mock-up, but it gives you the basic idea: a fake vagina for lonely people to play with while they look at real ones on-screen.

BRB, have to go look at cat pictures to purge all the grossness from my brain.

Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.