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Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.

You have to earn the right to use an iPad, which requires something that resembles common sense.

Just wait until you get the NEW iPad: Not only will you feel smaller, you'll also feel 20 pounds lighter!

Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset

Looks like they've finally uncovered the Dead Sea Tablets.