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That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

Ok seriously? The only difference is the background.

I know that feeling all too well, bro.

I also wish that Apple launched a merciless litigious assault on anyone who also tried to make a bulky iPhone that couldn't make calls.

Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday.

The list goes on from there.