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She must be, like, 3 feet tall, judging by the size of that iPhone in her hand.

Also, that escalator must have been built for a dollhouse.

Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.

Because the market for screwing even a hollow digital representation of a thing with breasts is strong enough, a Fleshlight iPad case holder is in development and will hit the adult toy shelves soon.

The above picture is only a concept mock-up, but it gives you the basic idea: a fake vagina for lonely people to play with while they look at real ones on-screen.

BRB, have to go look at cat pictures to purge all the grossness from my brain.

Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

Ok seriously? The only difference is the background.