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You're forgetting iMac!

Looks like they've finally uncovered the Dead Sea Tablets.

If Apple's new iPad lets me use it as a cutting board, I MIGHT consider getting it. MAYBE. It'd at least give them a reason why they made it heavier and thicker than the iPad 2.

That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

Just wait until you get the NEW iPad: Not only will you feel smaller, you'll also feel 20 pounds lighter!

Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.

So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset