friends

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

They didn't even wish him a happy Thanksgiving in 2009. How rude.

They must be pretty good friends, if they trust each other enough that one won't walk away with a basket of pilfered cell phones.

True, but the bard said a lot of strange things...

When a friend telling you another of their friends likes you turns awkward...