Fun fact! This harrowing reaction image is also the face of a woman who, along with her boyfriend, returned home from a shoplifting spree to find her house burgled. Judging by her expression, she couldn't handle the irony.
They didn't even wish him a happy Thanksgiving in 2009. How rude.
From the submitter:
I was afraid to ask anyone else
Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.
True, but the bard said a lot of strange things...
They must be pretty good friends, if they trust each other enough that one won't walk away with a basket of pilfered cell phones.
And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.