friends

Fun fact! This harrowing reaction image is also the face of a woman who, along with her boyfriend, returned home from a shoplifting spree to find her house burgled. Judging by her expression, she couldn't handle the irony.

The eyes...

True, but the bard said a lot of strange things...

To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.

They must be pretty good friends, if they trust each other enough that one won't walk away with a basket of pilfered cell phones.