friends

Fun fact! This harrowing reaction image is also the face of a woman who, along with her boyfriend, returned home from a shoplifting spree to find her house burgled. Judging by her expression, she couldn't handle the irony.

The eyes...

They must be pretty good friends, if they trust each other enough that one won't walk away with a basket of pilfered cell phones.

To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

True, but the bard said a lot of strange things...

They didn't even wish him a happy Thanksgiving in 2009. How rude.