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drunk drunk texting last night lying rude - 6013672960
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

complicated drinking drunk drunk text fat fingers hard martinis old translator - 6035593984
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

AutocoWrecks drinking drunk Farmville gardening last night - 5768482816
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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

batman drunk drunk texting i am batman - 6375514112
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Just because he's drunk doesn't make his confession any less meaningful!