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drunk
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"
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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.
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Just because he's drunk doesn't make his confession any less meaningful!
