drunk

Just because he's drunk doesn't make his confession any less meaningful!

Hey Emoji, Y U NO MAKE THE BEER GREEN?

Ron Burgundy approves.

This isn't the most incomprehensible text we've had, but in case you need a bit of help for the "3 get in front of my gave," he's saying "I have obtained three items, the identity of which i choose not to disclose to you, via a front-end transaction and I gave said items away soon after said transaction."

Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

Four y's! We all know what that means!