drunk

Learning new numbers!

Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

Ron Burgundy approves.

Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.