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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

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By Steve
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This isn't the most incomprehensible text we've had, but in case you need a bit of help for the "3 get in front of my gave," he's saying "I have obtained three items, the identity of which i choose not to disclose to you, via a front-end transaction and I gave said items away soon after said transaction."

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By Unknown
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If you talk to your phone when you're drunk, does it translate your slurred words into drunk texts?

AutocoWrecks drinking drunk Farmville gardening last night - 5768482816
By Unknown
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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."