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Honk Honk!

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But Seriously, That Game Sucks

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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

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True Story

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Not a Wizard

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Little White Lies

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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

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You're Drunk, and I'm a Phone

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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

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You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

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BRB, Burning Down the House

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