drunk

Hey Emoji, Y U NO MAKE THE BEER GREEN?

Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

If you talk to your phone when you're drunk, does it translate your slurred words into drunk texts?

Learning new numbers!

It also auto corrects "so" to "sooooooo" and "wasted" to "umbrghflao."