No Worries, Though

Created by Bendyrulz

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My Third Eye Checks for Texts When the Other Two Are Drunk

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Honk Honk!

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Not a Wizard

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BRB, Burning Down the House

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.... Um, Dad, Stay Where You Are, I'll Come Get You.

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Drunk Level Over 9000

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Easy to Amuse

Via apirateslifeformeh.tumblr.com

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Time to Hire a Go-Between

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I Whisper That to Every Car, Just in Case

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That's When You Know Your Love Is Real

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That's What I Do When I'm Drunk

Created by Unknown

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No Good Fart Goes Unpunished

Created by jocrox

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You're Drunk, and I'm a Phone

Via Sh*t That Siri Says

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Why Would You Get a Pigeon Drunk?

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I'm a Good Quesser

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