dad

That's it. If was ever cool before, it's now officially deader than disco.

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

STOP.

It's funny because they're talking about sex.

Dad's an equal-opportunity pessimist.

You know what? Let's make this a thing. Instead of all the navel-gazing GPOY (Gratuitous Pictures Of Yourself) I see everywhere, let's spread the love and start sharing GPOO (Gratuitous Pictures Of Others) to each other. Much less self-centered and a better way to show our friends we care. The only thing to fix is the acronym GPOO. The less it sounds like poop, the better.

Dad never jokes about his alcohol.