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From the submitter:

"Uh. I mean. Yeah! How dare you forget! Buy me a new car?"

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By Unknown
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You know what? Let's make this a thing. Instead of all the navel-gazing GPOY (Gratuitous Pictures Of Yourself) I see everywhere, let's spread the love and start sharing GPOO (Gratuitous Pictures Of Others) to each other. Much less self-centered and a better way to show our friends we care. The only thing to fix is the acronym GPOO. The less it sounds like poop, the better.

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By Unknown
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When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.

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By Jack
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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

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So the sender, who's listed as "Dad," calls the recipient "Dad" as well? My theory is that recipient adopted a child at a very early age - let's say he adopted a 2-year-old when he was 5 - and to help his son cope with the scant age difference between the two, the father just told the son that they were both each other's daddies because they had each conceived the other at the same moment in some quantum wormhole. The dad went to such great lengths to preserve this white lie that he listed his son as "Dad" in his contacts list. In this exchange, however, the dad finally tells his son the truth.

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