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And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

lol why is that pie on the sidewalk

Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

It's when you start to talk about the weather that everyone knows they'll be pulling out their phones in 10 seconds.

I'm not sure the rage face in the fourth panel means what you think it means... unless I'm reading this story in completely the wrong way.