Super-teens are still gonna act like teens, no matter how "super" they are. And teens WILL overshare. Let's just hope Robin hasn't leaked any pics of himself in those shorts of his.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset

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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.

God, Ted's the worst.