comic

God, Ted's the worst.

lol why is that pie on the sidewalk

Ahhhhh it's talking about us exposure and name recognition so excited ican'tevenbreatherightnow

I actually like this face 100x better than the "I lied!" face. Kudos, Oatmeal.

That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.

But if you only needed one type of cable, then how would companies get you to buy more crap from them, silly?

Oh god so lazy.

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.