comic

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

Man, that Lindsay Lohan used to be quite a looker.

Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

Takes one to be spawned by one.