comic

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

lol why is that pie on the sidewalk

And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?