People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.
Smartphones: they're great for calling people and checking Facebook, but mostly for mostly for acting like an aggressive douche canoe.
And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.
So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.
Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!
Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!
Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset
But if you only needed one type of cable, then how would companies get you to buy more crap from them, silly?