christmas

Text the halls with icons of emotions!

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.

Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!