christmas

The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.

He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

The collection of self-centered brats who were livid about not getting an iPhone for Christmas has creeped from the Twitter feed into our hearts (specifically the parts of our hearts that like to hate things). It's been so popular, in fact, that musician/comedian Jonathan Mann decided to set their tweets to music. If music be the food of laughter and/or hate, play on.

Video contains language appropriate only for foul-mouthed ingrates.

This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.

Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.