christmas

Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.

The collection of self-centered brats who were livid about not getting an iPhone for Christmas has creeped from the Twitter feed into our hearts (specifically the parts of our hearts that like to hate things). It's been so popular, in fact, that musician/comedian Jonathan Mann decided to set their tweets to music. If music be the food of laughter and/or hate, play on.

Video contains language appropriate only for foul-mouthed ingrates.

Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

Text the halls with icons of emotions!