christmas

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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

This is an ancient and time-honored mom tactic.

Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.

The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.

He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.