christmas

Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!

Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.

Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

Text the halls with icons of emotions!

He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.