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If you insist on going to the Puran Buffet, make sure it's worth the four month journey.

WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU.

The poor soul. Life without whales is like life without expensive gadgets. Actually, it's the same thing.

An hero moment indeed.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

From the submitter:

My friend and I were having a friendly game of Android vs. Iphone. I was trying to type "I'm an Apple hater", but I guess even my android thinks I'm wrong on that subject...