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PC! Mac! PC! Mac!

Right, because he's the dumb one for not knowing what "epistolary" means.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

What do you think?

If you insist on going to the Puran Buffet, make sure it's worth the four month journey.