AutocoWrecks

"But sweetie, your dad's nose isn't that long."

This explains how that hammer can destroy anything.

It figures that a Nokia phone would be impervious to nails.

Now you too can be the creepiest abbreviater you can be!

If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.