AutocoWrecks

If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

They're not busy, they're just angry at you for saying "what's up?"

yes, because "going to Flagstaff" and "I'm pregnant" sound the same...

It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.