AutocoWrecks

Meanwhile, in East Asia, the cameras are completely incapable of fixing red-eye. WHAT A CRAZY MIXED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN.

After playing this game long enough, you'll have no choice but to accept the fact that your fingers are shaped like ginormous sausages. Take comfort in the fact that all the incredible Draw Something artwork you see on the internet - like the ones you see above by Dean Sanchez - is done with a stylus. Cheaters!

Oh god what if Steve Jobs becomes the next Elvis where there are all these conspiracy theories that he's not dead but in hiding somewhere. What if he got surgery to look Asian and went undercover in China to destroy Foxconn from within.

I know that feeling all too well, bro.