"Hey buddy, there's a magical gene-pool enhancer right around the corner!" "What, you mean that telephone pole?" "Yeah!"
Should've picked yourself up some of this stuff!
In case you ever doubted this fact.
"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!
I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!
Step two: wear tutu. Step three: ???? Step four: PROFIT!!!!
Hic Screw you, guysss! ... I ain't... I ain't bringin' the hic party NO where! It's stayin' RIGHT HERE!
To your credit though, sir, the overalls are a fantastic touch.
"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."
...would it be considered
(puts on sunglasses)
Hopicide?
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."