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"Hey buddy, there's a magical gene-pool enhancer right around the corner!" "What, you mean that telephone pole?" "Yeah!"

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"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

blackout passed out wasted - 6420549632
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I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!

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Hic Screw you, guysss! ... I ain't... I ain't bringin' the hic party NO where! It's stayin' RIGHT HERE!

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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

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By CodyH
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...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."