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In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?

Hic Screw you, guysss! ... I ain't... I ain't bringin' the hic party NO where! It's stayin' RIGHT HERE!

... acquire far more comfortable alternative.

"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

"You only had two beers? Dude, I can practically see your nose growing right now."

"Dude, I took this language for four years in college, don't even try me."

I was framed!

I call this move the "I've had nine shots of vodka."

Rockstar Mayhem's going to be in Cleveland on July 31st!

Party hard over on After 12!

Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.