wasted

... you'll piss brix.

...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU BECAME THE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF MEEEEEEEEE!!!

... that you passed out mid-group shot?

I call this move the "I've had nine shots of vodka."

Step two: wear tutu. Step three: ???? Step four: PROFIT!!!!

Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.

In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?

Is that... a container of protein in his left hand?

I don't think it gets any more bro than this!