wasted

...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

Seen as part of our "Art of the Intoxicated" exhibit.

Copyright, Metropolitan Museum of Art.

1) "Hey Steve, check this out!" 2) "Hey ladies, check me out!" 3) "Hey toilet, upchuck me out!" 4) "Hey bro, I'm checkin' out."

... acquire far more comfortable alternative.

I call this move the "I've had nine shots of vodka."

And then there's "anywhere is possible."

"What? I don't look like this!"

"Give it a few hours, bro."