wasted

... acquire far more comfortable alternative.

Note: There is a vomiting section, watch out for that if you're squeamish

Because this South African sign begs that question!

The rest of him says anything but that.

1) "Hey Steve, check this out!" 2) "Hey ladies, check me out!" 3) "Hey toilet, upchuck me out!" 4) "Hey bro, I'm checkin' out."

"What? I don't look like this!"

"Give it a few hours, bro."

"You only had two beers? Dude, I can practically see your nose growing right now."

A challenger appears!

Step two: wear tutu. Step three: ???? Step four: PROFIT!!!!