wasted

I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!

1) "Hey Steve, check this out!" 2) "Hey ladies, check me out!" 3) "Hey toilet, upchuck me out!" 4) "Hey bro, I'm checkin' out."

"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

YOU BECAME THE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF MEEEEEEEEE!!!

Should've picked yourself up some of this stuff!

"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

I call this move the "I've had nine shots of vodka."