To your credit though, sir, the overalls are a fantastic touch.
"What? I don't look like this!"
"Give it a few hours, bro."
... you'll piss brix.
Great, now I'm out of duct tape! What'll I do if I have to repair something?
"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!
"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."
... that you passed out mid-group shot?
Rockstar Mayhem's going to be in Cleveland on July 31st!
"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."
