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In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?

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Hic Screw you, guysss! ... I ain't... I ain't bringin' the hic party NO where! It's stayin' RIGHT HERE!

blackout drunk passed out passenger seat wasted - 6217644800
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... acquire far more comfortable alternative.

blackout passed out stripper wasted - 6234510336
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

cant-stand-up drunk pinocchio wasted - 6280905984
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"You only had two beers? Dude, I can practically see your nose growing right now."

drunk drunkish facebook facebook status failbook google translate wasted - 6453443328
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"Dude, I took this language for four years in college, don't even try me."

blackout passed out rockstar mayhem wasted - 6328770304
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Rockstar Mayhem's going to be in Cleveland on July 31st!

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Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.