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blackout drunk duct tape passed out wasted - 6320367104
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Great, now I'm out of duct tape! What'll I do if I have to repair something?

blackout drunk luigi mario passed out super mario wasted - 6264517120
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"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

blackout passed out stripper wasted - 6234510336
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

blackout passed out rockstar mayhem wasted - 6328770304
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Rockstar Mayhem's going to be in Cleveland on July 31st!

big bird blackout drunk stumbling wasted - 6125327104
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"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."