wasted

blackout passed out wasted - 6420549632
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I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!

25th birthday birthday montage passed out puke toilet wasted - 6348103680
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1) "Hey Steve, check this out!" 2) "Hey ladies, check me out!" 3) "Hey toilet, upchuck me out!" 4) "Hey bro, I'm checkin' out."

big bird blackout drunk stumbling wasted - 6125327104
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"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

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YOU BECAME THE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF MEEEEEEEEE!!!

blackout drunk luigi mario passed out super mario wasted - 6264517120
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"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!