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The Circle of Life

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Drunks Never Give Straight Answers

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Text Histories Speak a Thousand Words

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Legend of the Drunken Master

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Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

For more 4G funny, check out Autocowrecks!

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Don't Tell Me What to Do! I'll Stop When I'm Good and Ready To!

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Awesome Things Happen When You Drunk Text a Whovian

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21 Year Olds Don't Know the Difference

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The Drunk Translator: It's Official

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More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

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Sweet, Jeff's Bringing the Spicy Food and ExLax

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"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

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The Only Logical Explanation

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Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.

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Beer Helps Everything

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The Perfect Message to the Wife

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This is What Happens When You Have a Party

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Now That's a Good Dad

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Drunken Parental Confessions

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Ninth Time's the Charm

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Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

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