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"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

But the magic wears off as soon as you land back on sobriety.

Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.