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Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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Clearly someone needs texting lessons.

But the magic wears off as soon as you land back on sobriety.

"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.

Sun, we're very disappointed in you.