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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

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Magic Is Easier When You're Drunk

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But the magic wears off as soon as you land back on sobriety.

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Sweet, Jeff's Bringing the Spicy Food and ExLax

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"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

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Oh Look, Autocorrect Worked This Time

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Via its-17-august-b**ch
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This is What Happens When You Have a Party

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By Annon
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The Only Logical Explanation

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Via Imgur
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Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.

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Now That's a Good Dad

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Via Last Night's Memories
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The Thing Is Coming...

By Unknown
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Beer Helps Everything

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Via whattheyforgettotellyou
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Don't Tell Me What to Do! I'll Stop When I'm Good and Ready To!

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Via HauntedSnail
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Speaking in Drunkish

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We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.

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Awesome Things Happen When You Drunk Text a Whovian

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Via Geeks Are Sexy
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21 Year Olds Don't Know the Difference

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The Perfect Message to the Wife

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Via Pschitttt
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Drunken Parental Confessions

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Via Sophocles 1945
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Hang On a Sec, Poop is Texting Me Again

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I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

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The Drunk Translator: It's Official

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More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

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