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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

Clearly someone needs texting lessons.

Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.