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"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

But the magic wears off as soon as you land back on sobriety.

Sun, we're very disappointed in you.

I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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