Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!
It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"
"Ha! Try weening me off of this, Mommy!"
"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."
Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.
"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"
Even Daddy needs his special juice.