tanked toddlers

"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"

Fun fact: in 20 years, this kid will have another picture exactly like this, but for different reasons.

It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"

"Ha! Try weening me off of this, Mommy!"

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

What are the kids drinking these days?