"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."
Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.
What are the kids drinking these days?
Hold the "non."
Check out the finer points of Parenting here!
It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"
Fun fact: in 20 years, this kid will have another picture exactly like this, but for different reasons.