tanked toddlers

Hold the "non."

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Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!

What are the kids drinking these days?

It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"

"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.