tanked toddlers

What are the kids drinking these days?

Maybe a few of these parents would do a better job raising a kid.

"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"

It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"

Fun fact: in 20 years, this kid will have another picture exactly like this, but for different reasons.

"Ha! Try weening me off of this, Mommy!"