tanked toddlers

"Ha! Try weening me off of this, Mommy!"

Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!

"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"

Even Daddy needs his special juice.

Maybe a few of these parents would do a better job raising a kid.

Fun fact: in 20 years, this kid will have another picture exactly like this, but for different reasons.

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

Hold the "non."

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