tanked toddlers

Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

What are the kids drinking these days?

"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"

Hold the "non."

Check out the finer points of Parenting here!

It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"

"Ha! Try weening me off of this, Mommy!"

Maybe a few of these parents would do a better job raising a kid.

Even Daddy needs his special juice.