tanked toddlers

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

"Ha! Try weening me off of this, Mommy!"

Even Daddy needs his special juice.

Fun fact: in 20 years, this kid will have another picture exactly like this, but for different reasons.

Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!

What are the kids drinking these days?

It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"