tanked toddlers

Even Daddy needs his special juice.

"Son, are you even old enough to be drinking? How old are you?" "I'm none-of-your-damn-business years old!"

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

It's "After 12," not "Under 12!"

Hold the "non."

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