Advertisement

quote

I Don't Think You Need to Be That Drunk

get drunk or die trying

Via Carajo

Important Travel Advice

drinking quote image Important Travel Advice

Via WHISKEYANDMISANTHROPY

Advertisement

We've Not Patience for Cowards

whiskey quote funny - 8190204416

Via Salty & Sweet Design

An Incredible Superpower

He must be magic!

Via Brewstagram

Do You Know What Time it Is?

drink time champagne quote funny - 7470887424

Advertisement

True Facts

beer Hunter S Thompson quote funny - 8235540992

Via Studded Vibration

Pretty Sure Roosevelt Said That

beer sign pub quote funny after 12 g rated - 8211066624

Via Taniahmed

You're Always Correct, Don't Worry

drunk fry futurama important quote screencap - 6079299328

Advertisement

This Flask Speaks the Truth

flasks quote funny - 7983460096

My Liver Hates Surprises

water liver quote funny - 6441316864

If You Make it to 3 I'd Be Impressed

beer dogs quote funny after 12 g rated - 7828141568

Advertisement

History 101: Who Drinks Water?

quote funny after 12 - 7835284992

C.S. Lewis Knew What Was Up

sign literature pub quote funny after 12 - 8278648320

Via Sarah K Talley

Thomas Jefferson Knew How to Party

drugs quote funny after 12 - 8232642560

Via Sharlea95

Advertisement

The True Meaning of Paradise

beer quote funny - 8255855616

Via Delivered Daily

Are They Talking About Russia?

russia drinking quote funny - 8213478400

Via MuggsBack

Advertisement

Hot Today

POPULAR

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 1

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 2

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 3

25+ Employees share what their job doesn't allow them to tell customers: 'Black Friday sales are not really sales' 4

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 5

‘You do you, I’m happy to split': Friendship ends after double date turns awkward when one friend offers to split the check and the other insists 'It's always the gentlemen who pay' 6

UPVOTED

20 Construction and DIY Flaws That Lack All Common Sense 1

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 2

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 3

44 Scrubby Nurse Memes for Snarky RN's Working Another 12-Hour Shift at the Hospital 4

Expectation vs. Reality: 25+ Botched products that didn't meet expectations 5

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 6

Advertisement